Had this thought...
Lets say there is this astronaut. Ill call him Jack. He is on a shuttle to Mars. The shuttle lands on Mars and his fellow Astronaut (Frank) discover their ship's engine is unoperational. They are stuck on mars, as it can plainly be seen. They finaly get the engines up and running, and launch into orbit of mars.
As they are in orbit, a smal meteor (or comet) smashes into their ship and slices it in half. As luck (and lack of continuity, i suppose) would have it, they are in their "Space Suits". Frank dies in the impact, and Jack floats out of control into the asteroid belt.
Up until now, it seems like a typical 'lost in space' type of thing right?
Well... Yeah. it is. For the most part. But now it gets a bit screwy.
Jack floats through asteroids, and hits an asteroid. It has some sticky shit on it, like glue or something. Jack looks over and sees small remains of another astronaut stuck to it too. (for a foreshadowing effect, i suppose) Then this big freaking space spider leaps from another asteroid onto his face.
By big, i mean BIG. like.... Airplane big. Or even city sized big, like the Independence Day ships. Those were pretty damn big.
So then, Jack befreinds the big bug, and discoveres his name Jerry. Jerry the Airplane or City-sized Space spider living in the asteroids. (full name) Jerry helps Jack find Frank, who was still dead, so Jerry ate him like a cream sickle behind Jack's Back. Jack finds out and forgives him and they continue on their journy to earth. As they beam down to earth, (not by ship. it just happens. WTF? effect) and Jerry turns out to be an asexualy reproducing arachnobitch, banished from the planet Verinious 17, and needed an O2 rich environment to call her eggs to earth. the asteroids all start to crack open and release big f'n space spiders (all names starting with J's) and all come to earth, and VOILA!
That's how the movie "8 legged freaks" should have started.
Oops... No...
So, they all teleport to earth.... Because they are really crazy cool like that.) and start munching heads off people (starting with the dumb ones first, because their brains are already mush, so it requires less chewing for them.) then after they eat all the dummies, Jerry eats a nerds head off, and then realizes the error of his ways. He takes all his bug-pals and flies of to Saturn, which is basicly like a big bug trap with a tredmill around it.... and Jack then realizes he is the last person on earth.... But he finds a dog, and then...
Thats how "I am Legend" Should have....
No thats stupid.
He just realizes hes screwed and jumps off a bridge...
Sadly enough....
He lands on a woman whom he had a crush on before he left for Mars and kills her too on accident...
No... thats to depressing...
He sees her, and tells her he loves her, and now they will be together forever (evil laughter) and now their are no longer any other fish in the sea... And they repopulate the planet....
And he lived happily ever after. Until she cheated on him with Jerry. Then he was pretty upset. But after that, the earth family lived off of Space Spider for a while untill the male population dropped by 98% ...
and then that one guy who was left, uh, Ted, i guess...
Was surrounded by his sisters and (half sisters too i guess from Jerry and all) but he realized he didnt like girls.
Thats how the human race is doomed.
Jack's shuttle wasn't insured by Geico.
Saturday, September 14, 2013
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Bored beyond.
I am bored. So bored in fact, I cannot seem to keep interest in class, games and even the kitchen. Getting bored with games, is whatever. It has happened many times before, its the same old thing over and over. Nothing new.
With class, it may be the new room we are in, and some content seems to be bland where it used to be "over flavored". This can also be because of my exauston level is higher than last term. Working 5 days instead of the usual 3 is good for the $ but bad for my education. I am tired of being busy because of routine.
I have been bored with the same music for a year, bored with the same movies and series for a while, and it didnt concern me untill today.
I don't want to eat anything. Food seems boring to me now. Eating something different dosent even seem possible. I have been trying foods i thought i hated, and actualy liked, and tried ones i thought i hated and still do. (which isn't a long list)
I dont know if its mental or what. Nothing sounds good to eat.
When I'm bored with food, i know there is a problem.
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Everything i do is the same shit over and over. Bored with so much, and its annoying. I want to sleep because something interesting may happen in the dream.
Writing involves creativity, and im bored with writing ATM. havent done it in a while, because i was bored with it, and turns out im STILL bored with it. School isnt always supposed to be fun, i get that. This can also be because of it being the second week. And im tired of all the same games and movies for entertainment. I think i want something new, something different. I feel so lazy too, so tired, i dont want to got to work, but i have to to pay rent and all. by the time i get home from work, i cant spend any time or money with or on my kids because im so damn exausted. My jokes are worn, my words are too. Im thinking im wasting my time getting this degree now. I enjoy it, untill this term. It isnt as fun as last term. this could also have something to do with the amount of sleep i get at night. My job is boring now too. Drive 45 min in rush-hour traffic, Make orders, count chicken, drive 30 min home in the dark. Spend a little time doing homework, get 5-6 hours of sleep, get up at 730 and start the day again. (i dont work all day, i know it sounds like it, but i dont) My talents i have/had are tapped, havent used them, and lost / started to lose them.
I cant get a taste for anything, and i feel to lazy to try something new in the kitchen. Snacks, meals, desserts, everything. Music- the same shit over and over and over. I have bad taste in music apparently except for a few bands to a few of my younger peers. things get too crazy to fast and i liked to be sitting watching the world go by. Now, im getting up with my weak legs and trying to catch up with the Flash, while im in a rascal.
i need a shake or something. i was dropped from my dreams, into a pool of quicksand nightmares.
feel like im wasting time and efforts.
Gotta do something, but first, gotta find time to do it. then i can relax, and do something out of the ordinary, and maybe put a little spice back into my days.
With class, it may be the new room we are in, and some content seems to be bland where it used to be "over flavored". This can also be because of my exauston level is higher than last term. Working 5 days instead of the usual 3 is good for the $ but bad for my education. I am tired of being busy because of routine.
I have been bored with the same music for a year, bored with the same movies and series for a while, and it didnt concern me untill today.
I don't want to eat anything. Food seems boring to me now. Eating something different dosent even seem possible. I have been trying foods i thought i hated, and actualy liked, and tried ones i thought i hated and still do. (which isn't a long list)
I dont know if its mental or what. Nothing sounds good to eat.
When I'm bored with food, i know there is a problem.
________________
Everything i do is the same shit over and over. Bored with so much, and its annoying. I want to sleep because something interesting may happen in the dream.
Writing involves creativity, and im bored with writing ATM. havent done it in a while, because i was bored with it, and turns out im STILL bored with it. School isnt always supposed to be fun, i get that. This can also be because of it being the second week. And im tired of all the same games and movies for entertainment. I think i want something new, something different. I feel so lazy too, so tired, i dont want to got to work, but i have to to pay rent and all. by the time i get home from work, i cant spend any time or money with or on my kids because im so damn exausted. My jokes are worn, my words are too. Im thinking im wasting my time getting this degree now. I enjoy it, untill this term. It isnt as fun as last term. this could also have something to do with the amount of sleep i get at night. My job is boring now too. Drive 45 min in rush-hour traffic, Make orders, count chicken, drive 30 min home in the dark. Spend a little time doing homework, get 5-6 hours of sleep, get up at 730 and start the day again. (i dont work all day, i know it sounds like it, but i dont) My talents i have/had are tapped, havent used them, and lost / started to lose them.
I cant get a taste for anything, and i feel to lazy to try something new in the kitchen. Snacks, meals, desserts, everything. Music- the same shit over and over and over. I have bad taste in music apparently except for a few bands to a few of my younger peers. things get too crazy to fast and i liked to be sitting watching the world go by. Now, im getting up with my weak legs and trying to catch up with the Flash, while im in a rascal.
i need a shake or something. i was dropped from my dreams, into a pool of quicksand nightmares.
feel like im wasting time and efforts.
Gotta do something, but first, gotta find time to do it. then i can relax, and do something out of the ordinary, and maybe put a little spice back into my days.
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