Had this thought...
Lets say there is this astronaut. Ill call him Jack. He is on a shuttle to Mars. The shuttle lands on Mars and his fellow Astronaut (Frank) discover their ship's engine is unoperational. They are stuck on mars, as it can plainly be seen. They finaly get the engines up and running, and launch into orbit of mars.
As they are in orbit, a smal meteor (or comet) smashes into their ship and slices it in half. As luck (and lack of continuity, i suppose) would have it, they are in their "Space Suits". Frank dies in the impact, and Jack floats out of control into the asteroid belt.
Up until now, it seems like a typical 'lost in space' type of thing right?
Well... Yeah. it is. For the most part. But now it gets a bit screwy.
Jack floats through asteroids, and hits an asteroid. It has some sticky shit on it, like glue or something. Jack looks over and sees small remains of another astronaut stuck to it too. (for a foreshadowing effect, i suppose) Then this big freaking space spider leaps from another asteroid onto his face.
By big, i mean BIG. like.... Airplane big. Or even city sized big, like the Independence Day ships. Those were pretty damn big.
So then, Jack befreinds the big bug, and discoveres his name Jerry. Jerry the Airplane or City-sized Space spider living in the asteroids. (full name) Jerry helps Jack find Frank, who was still dead, so Jerry ate him like a cream sickle behind Jack's Back. Jack finds out and forgives him and they continue on their journy to earth. As they beam down to earth, (not by ship. it just happens. WTF? effect) and Jerry turns out to be an asexualy reproducing arachnobitch, banished from the planet Verinious 17, and needed an O2 rich environment to call her eggs to earth. the asteroids all start to crack open and release big f'n space spiders (all names starting with J's) and all come to earth, and VOILA!
That's how the movie "8 legged freaks" should have started.
Oops... No...
So, they all teleport to earth.... Because they are really crazy cool like that.) and start munching heads off people (starting with the dumb ones first, because their brains are already mush, so it requires less chewing for them.) then after they eat all the dummies, Jerry eats a nerds head off, and then realizes the error of his ways. He takes all his bug-pals and flies of to Saturn, which is basicly like a big bug trap with a tredmill around it.... and Jack then realizes he is the last person on earth.... But he finds a dog, and then...
Thats how "I am Legend" Should have....
No thats stupid.
He just realizes hes screwed and jumps off a bridge...
Sadly enough....
He lands on a woman whom he had a crush on before he left for Mars and kills her too on accident...
No... thats to depressing...
He sees her, and tells her he loves her, and now they will be together forever (evil laughter) and now their are no longer any other fish in the sea... And they repopulate the planet....
And he lived happily ever after. Until she cheated on him with Jerry. Then he was pretty upset. But after that, the earth family lived off of Space Spider for a while untill the male population dropped by 98% ...
and then that one guy who was left, uh, Ted, i guess...
Was surrounded by his sisters and (half sisters too i guess from Jerry and all) but he realized he didnt like girls.
Thats how the human race is doomed.
Jack's shuttle wasn't insured by Geico.
Saturday, September 14, 2013
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Bored beyond.
I am bored. So bored in fact, I cannot seem to keep interest in class, games and even the kitchen. Getting bored with games, is whatever. It has happened many times before, its the same old thing over and over. Nothing new.
With class, it may be the new room we are in, and some content seems to be bland where it used to be "over flavored". This can also be because of my exauston level is higher than last term. Working 5 days instead of the usual 3 is good for the $ but bad for my education. I am tired of being busy because of routine.
I have been bored with the same music for a year, bored with the same movies and series for a while, and it didnt concern me untill today.
I don't want to eat anything. Food seems boring to me now. Eating something different dosent even seem possible. I have been trying foods i thought i hated, and actualy liked, and tried ones i thought i hated and still do. (which isn't a long list)
I dont know if its mental or what. Nothing sounds good to eat.
When I'm bored with food, i know there is a problem.
________________
Everything i do is the same shit over and over. Bored with so much, and its annoying. I want to sleep because something interesting may happen in the dream.
Writing involves creativity, and im bored with writing ATM. havent done it in a while, because i was bored with it, and turns out im STILL bored with it. School isnt always supposed to be fun, i get that. This can also be because of it being the second week. And im tired of all the same games and movies for entertainment. I think i want something new, something different. I feel so lazy too, so tired, i dont want to got to work, but i have to to pay rent and all. by the time i get home from work, i cant spend any time or money with or on my kids because im so damn exausted. My jokes are worn, my words are too. Im thinking im wasting my time getting this degree now. I enjoy it, untill this term. It isnt as fun as last term. this could also have something to do with the amount of sleep i get at night. My job is boring now too. Drive 45 min in rush-hour traffic, Make orders, count chicken, drive 30 min home in the dark. Spend a little time doing homework, get 5-6 hours of sleep, get up at 730 and start the day again. (i dont work all day, i know it sounds like it, but i dont) My talents i have/had are tapped, havent used them, and lost / started to lose them.
I cant get a taste for anything, and i feel to lazy to try something new in the kitchen. Snacks, meals, desserts, everything. Music- the same shit over and over and over. I have bad taste in music apparently except for a few bands to a few of my younger peers. things get too crazy to fast and i liked to be sitting watching the world go by. Now, im getting up with my weak legs and trying to catch up with the Flash, while im in a rascal.
i need a shake or something. i was dropped from my dreams, into a pool of quicksand nightmares.
feel like im wasting time and efforts.
Gotta do something, but first, gotta find time to do it. then i can relax, and do something out of the ordinary, and maybe put a little spice back into my days.
With class, it may be the new room we are in, and some content seems to be bland where it used to be "over flavored". This can also be because of my exauston level is higher than last term. Working 5 days instead of the usual 3 is good for the $ but bad for my education. I am tired of being busy because of routine.
I have been bored with the same music for a year, bored with the same movies and series for a while, and it didnt concern me untill today.
I don't want to eat anything. Food seems boring to me now. Eating something different dosent even seem possible. I have been trying foods i thought i hated, and actualy liked, and tried ones i thought i hated and still do. (which isn't a long list)
I dont know if its mental or what. Nothing sounds good to eat.
When I'm bored with food, i know there is a problem.
________________
Everything i do is the same shit over and over. Bored with so much, and its annoying. I want to sleep because something interesting may happen in the dream.
Writing involves creativity, and im bored with writing ATM. havent done it in a while, because i was bored with it, and turns out im STILL bored with it. School isnt always supposed to be fun, i get that. This can also be because of it being the second week. And im tired of all the same games and movies for entertainment. I think i want something new, something different. I feel so lazy too, so tired, i dont want to got to work, but i have to to pay rent and all. by the time i get home from work, i cant spend any time or money with or on my kids because im so damn exausted. My jokes are worn, my words are too. Im thinking im wasting my time getting this degree now. I enjoy it, untill this term. It isnt as fun as last term. this could also have something to do with the amount of sleep i get at night. My job is boring now too. Drive 45 min in rush-hour traffic, Make orders, count chicken, drive 30 min home in the dark. Spend a little time doing homework, get 5-6 hours of sleep, get up at 730 and start the day again. (i dont work all day, i know it sounds like it, but i dont) My talents i have/had are tapped, havent used them, and lost / started to lose them.
I cant get a taste for anything, and i feel to lazy to try something new in the kitchen. Snacks, meals, desserts, everything. Music- the same shit over and over and over. I have bad taste in music apparently except for a few bands to a few of my younger peers. things get too crazy to fast and i liked to be sitting watching the world go by. Now, im getting up with my weak legs and trying to catch up with the Flash, while im in a rascal.
i need a shake or something. i was dropped from my dreams, into a pool of quicksand nightmares.
feel like im wasting time and efforts.
Gotta do something, but first, gotta find time to do it. then i can relax, and do something out of the ordinary, and maybe put a little spice back into my days.
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Incoherent Babble...
This guy... is one of THOSE guys. You know what i mean. Creepy, dumb, arrogant, just... no.
This guy touches people as if they were public property. Even after being told not to. When someone smacks him for it, he laughs and leaves like its a game.
Authority figures claimed he was provoked by retaliating. o_O What?!
He invades personal space of SEVERAL people under your care and your going to let him get away with it? "Hes homeless, and he likes her." -_- So? Its still an invasion of personal space and you refuse to do anything? That's not right.
This guy. instead of asking the teacher "Can you help me with this?" He goes on a 2-3 minute spill on some crap that has little to do with the subject- "I spoke with *name* and he/she showed me the light to the situation, and told me *bla bla bla* but now, I'm wondering if they showed me the incorrect path to acheiving this particular look."
Really dude? Really?? TRYING to sound smart doesnt MAKE you smart. You got a question, ask it. Fine. Dont try to sound smart about being a dumbass....
"Intellectually inferior" and "idiot" are the same thing dipstick. Use less words. Use small words. Like "Dog" and "Box". Those are words you understand. If you dont keep your hands to your self- one day it will piss off the wrong person and they will beat you like a DOG and put you in a BOX.
One day... Until then, somone should knock your teeth out and prevent you from smiling again, then lock you up with "Big Bubba" and his crew of gang bangers.
Now that I vented on that...
(Different- Unrelated subject and people)
I do not like being told what to do. By ANYONE. The only way I will do what you tell me to do, is if you are my Parents, Authority figure, or your paying me to do so. Dont talk to me like i am lesser than you. Do not give me orders. Your lucky you didnt say it to my face, i would have told you to go and F*** yourself. You insist STILL?! *Punch* "I said 'go F*** yourself.'"
You don't automatically get respect from me or anyone else by demanding it. that will get you spit on. Requesting, and EARNING respect is the ONLY way to do it. Especially here in my life. You served the country? Thanks for that. But you are still being a dick, and im not going to take it. (not all veterans are dicks, just some. Very few are.)
Your lucky I haven't deleted your ass because of all the BS you have done for attention.
(Another unrelated subject and people)
Some what related, but not entirely. Your personality is revolting to me. I cannot stand the attitude, it is upbeat, fine and dandy, but for personal reasons. Not for others' gain. I hear so much about you and another party, little is positive. Let us do our jobs the way we need to do it. You are not the boss, WE are. If you have a problem with it, walk out the door. I dont have the time or patience to listen to complaining and orders to the crew. In a real situation, you would have been fired. I would have done it myself if i weren't such a "nice guy". I'm the nicest person most people meet, and i prefer to be friends with everyone, but some people make it downright impossible to do so. Should I just cut my losses and block you and your number? I've considered it. More than once. But its almost like you can tell i think it so you wanna be all "buddy buddy" with me, and i forget about it. Im only leaving you on my list for professional reasons only.
I have been wanting to vent for a while, and i cant seem to be able to without upsetting somone. So there ya go. If you get all upset about what you read here, Oh well. Forget you read it, and move on.
This guy touches people as if they were public property. Even after being told not to. When someone smacks him for it, he laughs and leaves like its a game.
Authority figures claimed he was provoked by retaliating. o_O What?!
He invades personal space of SEVERAL people under your care and your going to let him get away with it? "Hes homeless, and he likes her." -_- So? Its still an invasion of personal space and you refuse to do anything? That's not right.
This guy. instead of asking the teacher "Can you help me with this?" He goes on a 2-3 minute spill on some crap that has little to do with the subject- "I spoke with *name* and he/she showed me the light to the situation, and told me *bla bla bla* but now, I'm wondering if they showed me the incorrect path to acheiving this particular look."
Really dude? Really?? TRYING to sound smart doesnt MAKE you smart. You got a question, ask it. Fine. Dont try to sound smart about being a dumbass....
"Intellectually inferior" and "idiot" are the same thing dipstick. Use less words. Use small words. Like "Dog" and "Box". Those are words you understand. If you dont keep your hands to your self- one day it will piss off the wrong person and they will beat you like a DOG and put you in a BOX.
One day... Until then, somone should knock your teeth out and prevent you from smiling again, then lock you up with "Big Bubba" and his crew of gang bangers.
Now that I vented on that...
(Different- Unrelated subject and people)
I do not like being told what to do. By ANYONE. The only way I will do what you tell me to do, is if you are my Parents, Authority figure, or your paying me to do so. Dont talk to me like i am lesser than you. Do not give me orders. Your lucky you didnt say it to my face, i would have told you to go and F*** yourself. You insist STILL?! *Punch* "I said 'go F*** yourself.'"
You don't automatically get respect from me or anyone else by demanding it. that will get you spit on. Requesting, and EARNING respect is the ONLY way to do it. Especially here in my life. You served the country? Thanks for that. But you are still being a dick, and im not going to take it. (not all veterans are dicks, just some. Very few are.)
Your lucky I haven't deleted your ass because of all the BS you have done for attention.
(Another unrelated subject and people)
Some what related, but not entirely. Your personality is revolting to me. I cannot stand the attitude, it is upbeat, fine and dandy, but for personal reasons. Not for others' gain. I hear so much about you and another party, little is positive. Let us do our jobs the way we need to do it. You are not the boss, WE are. If you have a problem with it, walk out the door. I dont have the time or patience to listen to complaining and orders to the crew. In a real situation, you would have been fired. I would have done it myself if i weren't such a "nice guy". I'm the nicest person most people meet, and i prefer to be friends with everyone, but some people make it downright impossible to do so. Should I just cut my losses and block you and your number? I've considered it. More than once. But its almost like you can tell i think it so you wanna be all "buddy buddy" with me, and i forget about it. Im only leaving you on my list for professional reasons only.
I have been wanting to vent for a while, and i cant seem to be able to without upsetting somone. So there ya go. If you get all upset about what you read here, Oh well. Forget you read it, and move on.
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Gun control.
You cannot control the people who hold the gun, the gun cannot grow legs and
kill someone. A person has to hold it, point, and fire under their own free
will. It is a stupid idea to ban guns all together. The term “guns kill people”
is implying that Cars drive people, and spoons make you fat. If they want to
ban guns because they kill people, then everything that can kill people should
be banned too, knives, ropes, lighters, matches, gasoline, shoelaces… we all
would have to be on lock down in a padded cell with a straight jacket strapped
to the floor to prevent anyone from hurting anyone else.
A person controls the gun with a conscious or altered mind. MIND. The mind is what controls the body, the body controls the gun, the gun does what it is told to do. Fire. The gun has no knowledge, no feeling, no conciseness of knowing where the bullet is traveling. The mind controlling the body HOLDING the gun knows.
If any action on gun control needs to be taken, their needs to be a training period, and a license to handle and or own any fire arm. And apparently a full psyche evaluation needs to be done. With that being said, it would be entirely easy for them to say that your crazy you cant have a gun. So that idea is up for a debate. It makes more sense though. Remember that several drugs are banned too. And people STILL manage to get their hands on them. By banning guns, it would be considered the new taboo, and people will only find a way around the ban.
here's my idea. Require everyone to have a license to own firearms. To get that, they should have to go through extensive training, and mental evaluation- deemed fit to Carry a firearm. Just like a car- training. Then, legalize marijuana, and limit alcohol. With that legal, people would be so chill and calm, the gun wouldn’t leave the home or holster. You hear about bar fights all the time, you never hear of coffee shop brawl. Think people, if you want to ban something consumable, ban the one that CAUSES the violence (bar fights). Ban beer, legalize pot, and see what people do. Alcohol kills more people than ‘guns’ and weed together.
Smoke a joint, and chill about it. Damn.
A person controls the gun with a conscious or altered mind. MIND. The mind is what controls the body, the body controls the gun, the gun does what it is told to do. Fire. The gun has no knowledge, no feeling, no conciseness of knowing where the bullet is traveling. The mind controlling the body HOLDING the gun knows.
If any action on gun control needs to be taken, their needs to be a training period, and a license to handle and or own any fire arm. And apparently a full psyche evaluation needs to be done. With that being said, it would be entirely easy for them to say that your crazy you cant have a gun. So that idea is up for a debate. It makes more sense though. Remember that several drugs are banned too. And people STILL manage to get their hands on them. By banning guns, it would be considered the new taboo, and people will only find a way around the ban.
here's my idea. Require everyone to have a license to own firearms. To get that, they should have to go through extensive training, and mental evaluation- deemed fit to Carry a firearm. Just like a car- training. Then, legalize marijuana, and limit alcohol. With that legal, people would be so chill and calm, the gun wouldn’t leave the home or holster. You hear about bar fights all the time, you never hear of coffee shop brawl. Think people, if you want to ban something consumable, ban the one that CAUSES the violence (bar fights). Ban beer, legalize pot, and see what people do. Alcohol kills more people than ‘guns’ and weed together.
Smoke a joint, and chill about it. Damn.
Saturday, July 21, 2012
Wtf happened to this World?
I swear. I don't know what the hell happened to this world...
I don't know if i want to go to a theatre with my family because of this shootout bs. People have lost their damn minds!!! The people are going to be scared, for the rest of their lives, and their families as well. it is almost certain they and many others will never set foot into any theatre again, because some jerk decided to shoot up the place.
Aside from that, and seems petty compared to that, but how people are continuously after money- i hate money. Despise is even a light word for it. People are to greedy. More, more, more more. Fat cats sit on their buts all day picking their noses, while i and my fellow working men bust our asses 40+ hrs a week to pay our bills and rarely see a dollar to ourselves. Brings me to a big question: What IS money? Paper. Metal. To specify a number of worth to us all and the items we want/need. Way back when, we traded. A bushel of corn for a bushel of wheat. Trade for a trade, chore for a meal, etc. Then it got complicated when someone decided to make useless paper and metal into something that would "create" power over others, and divide our society into classes. Just one more reason to inspire hatred towards our fellow man, envy, greed, and violence. Everyone has their price. Its sad to say, people kill for that paper with a number. Money drives our world, it controls us all. Money is control, and the ones with all the money have all the control of our government anyway. When will it be learned- money is nothing but something for those greedy pigs to hide behind, and a piece of leverage to have dangled over our heads. What i find even more saddening, is our president's faces are on it. I know damn good and well those faces were not smiling for a good reason: They new it was going to happen. They new it was going to be a matter of time before the fat, and lazy bastards got all the control over the country, and take the money from the starving workers and give it to the people who don't even try.
I will never understand- this country was founded on God. Help our fellow man- not bend him over a barrel, rape him, take his wallet and clothes, and beat him within an inch of his life, then put him back to work...
This is a thought: Greed is a sin, gluttony is a sin, killing is a sin, laziness is a sin, and lying is a sin... Our government officials do all of the above...
Even more petty-
(disregarding the above statement)
how in the hell can you work a cash register, and the only thing you say to a paying customer is "have a nice day." ? no "Hi, how are you? You find everything you needed?" Yeah, i almost would rather him shoot me the eyeball, and cuss at me. No, better yet, id rather the guy give me the finger as i approached. At least i would have been prepared to be treated like an UNvalued customer. Wake up pal, I'm working for the money I just spent at your place of business. Without people like me, you get no check, pal. Remember that while your eating your Ramen noodles and "wish" sandwich tonight. With that, the fool rings up an item twice. Maybe on purpose, maybe accident. Don't know don't care. I confront the guy. "You're going to have to take it up with customer service. They are open. Right there..." And points to it. As if i couldn't read the big f'n sign that says: "CUSTOMER SERVICE"... At least the CS lady was nice and apologized for it as she refunded my $10.86. Should have told the manager on duty about the demotion for the dude and the raise for the lady. You don't treat people that way, especially a paying customer. I dont give a crap what is going on in your life- leave it at the door at your place of business.
I don't know if i want to go to a theatre with my family because of this shootout bs. People have lost their damn minds!!! The people are going to be scared, for the rest of their lives, and their families as well. it is almost certain they and many others will never set foot into any theatre again, because some jerk decided to shoot up the place.
Aside from that, and seems petty compared to that, but how people are continuously after money- i hate money. Despise is even a light word for it. People are to greedy. More, more, more more. Fat cats sit on their buts all day picking their noses, while i and my fellow working men bust our asses 40+ hrs a week to pay our bills and rarely see a dollar to ourselves. Brings me to a big question: What IS money? Paper. Metal. To specify a number of worth to us all and the items we want/need. Way back when, we traded. A bushel of corn for a bushel of wheat. Trade for a trade, chore for a meal, etc. Then it got complicated when someone decided to make useless paper and metal into something that would "create" power over others, and divide our society into classes. Just one more reason to inspire hatred towards our fellow man, envy, greed, and violence. Everyone has their price. Its sad to say, people kill for that paper with a number. Money drives our world, it controls us all. Money is control, and the ones with all the money have all the control of our government anyway. When will it be learned- money is nothing but something for those greedy pigs to hide behind, and a piece of leverage to have dangled over our heads. What i find even more saddening, is our president's faces are on it. I know damn good and well those faces were not smiling for a good reason: They new it was going to happen. They new it was going to be a matter of time before the fat, and lazy bastards got all the control over the country, and take the money from the starving workers and give it to the people who don't even try.
I will never understand- this country was founded on God. Help our fellow man- not bend him over a barrel, rape him, take his wallet and clothes, and beat him within an inch of his life, then put him back to work...
This is a thought: Greed is a sin, gluttony is a sin, killing is a sin, laziness is a sin, and lying is a sin... Our government officials do all of the above...
Even more petty-
(disregarding the above statement)
how in the hell can you work a cash register, and the only thing you say to a paying customer is "have a nice day." ? no "Hi, how are you? You find everything you needed?" Yeah, i almost would rather him shoot me the eyeball, and cuss at me. No, better yet, id rather the guy give me the finger as i approached. At least i would have been prepared to be treated like an UNvalued customer. Wake up pal, I'm working for the money I just spent at your place of business. Without people like me, you get no check, pal. Remember that while your eating your Ramen noodles and "wish" sandwich tonight. With that, the fool rings up an item twice. Maybe on purpose, maybe accident. Don't know don't care. I confront the guy. "You're going to have to take it up with customer service. They are open. Right there..." And points to it. As if i couldn't read the big f'n sign that says: "CUSTOMER SERVICE"... At least the CS lady was nice and apologized for it as she refunded my $10.86. Should have told the manager on duty about the demotion for the dude and the raise for the lady. You don't treat people that way, especially a paying customer. I dont give a crap what is going on in your life- leave it at the door at your place of business.
Friday, June 22, 2012
Noticed Something-
It has been suggested to to 3-4 hours of homework per hour of class. If I have 4 classes, totaling 6 hours in one day, by the statement above, i am supposed to be doing at LEAST 18 hours of home work in one day. Counting the 6 hrs of class and the 18 of supposed homework, that is 24 hours of school-studytime a day.
Then they have the nerve to ask why Im falling asleep in class? Because I don't use cocaine, THATS WHY.
Why have you missed your class?
Because I am not a machine.
I am not just some student that ensures your paycheck. I am a hard working husband and father of two. I work 30+ hrs on my weekends to keep them housed. My stomach growls all the time, because I rarely eat, and my stomach has a high acid level, which eats the lining of my stomach when i don't eat. I fall asleep at the wheel on my way to work because i slept one hour the night before, and one the night before that. I am lucky to get my homework done and bills paid, much less getting to school and work alive.
And all you have to say is "I'm Sorry"?
Sunday, April 29, 2012
Rated PG 13+?
Some people do not consider others.
So, you go to a fast food place, and get something small, a jr. burger. (takes less than 30 seconds to make and send out, getting it to you in a minute or so) But it takes about 6-7 minutes to get it, because some jackass made a $50 order in drive through just before you did. That may be considerate to the ppl in the car, to the business, but that poor guy wanted one little thing, and now, he has to wait 6x longer, because of your massive order and lack of consideration for those "little" orders.
I enjoy cooking, but only for certain people. People i know, and care about. Every one of them I remember what they like, hate and any allergies. I always ask those questions after they say "Surprise me" about their food. I always crave feedback too. I like to hear "its good" or "its bomb" or whatever means it is really good, and you most likely will order another one soon. But I need more than "It was really good" i want to know, was their something about it that could have made it better? Even just a little bit? I need to get those little ' could have used some ___' or ' didn't really care for the ____' to perfect the entree.
I care for my customers enough to take my time with it, and attempt to 'pre taste' it through smell. Some how, i know what it needs, and when. And it dosent get old. Every time i cook freely, it is a new taste, a new 'adventure'. It always changes, and thats one of the many reasons i love to cook, as much as i love to eat. Its always a surprise, and always a new challenge when a new person says they want to try something NOT on the menu. Even better when someone who knows my 'work' comes up and says "hes the go to guy for your food- his food is always awesome". It makes me proud to have the cooking gene in my DNA when I here that. One thing however i hate to see is wasting food. To many people go hungry every day, and it just gets thrown in the trash.
The world is a big place, but it dosent mean we can fill it with trash and expect someone else to clean it up. When you spit your gum out your car window, it sticks to somones tire, or a bird eats it and dies, or something. Im not a tree hugger, but jeez, every little bit counts. Every bag, can, and cigarette butt collects and makes our world a junk yard. Id rather walk on grass, or any nature than concrete over flowed with trash. We as humans are so wasteful. I know i am too, the hardest part is to change the way i have lived for the past 26 years to something polar opposite. I eat a lot, but i finish every bite. I may produce a lot of trash, but i throw it in the designated trash receptacles, not where ever is convenient where im standing.
I am lazy, but i still throw my trash away, make my own food, and work hard to support my family. Many people are to lazy to pull out a skillet to make a grilled cheese sandwich, but they aren't lazy enough to drive to a fast food place and pay for someone else to make it for them... Then drive back home. Whats next? Am i going to have to go out to the customers cars and feed it to them myself? If it comes to that, I quit. (unless i get one hell of a pay raise)
Something else i do not understand is AZ parenting... So many people... I am surprised the parents made it to parenthood themselves. a lot of Kids here are loud, obnoxious, and lets face it, dumb asses. They get it from their parents. The ones who are supposed to teach their kids to use crosswalks, and look both ways before crossing the street, and not walk a dog with 5 kids following you like ducklings in the part of the parking lot where traffic is crazy. The saddest thing is, the parents, nor the kids looked either way for traffic. The dog did, and tried to run out of the way like a smart little taco bell dog. Nope, momma wasn't having intelligence in her house.... When you want to talk to someone in the parking lot, park in a space, then talk. don't park in the street to have a conversation while your kids are running around the car like little mindless planets. Your holding up traffic, dude. And the joker who thinks it would be awesome to honk his horn while a decent father is trying to get his kid out of the car seat, and scares the hell out of him and his kid, almost resulting in a drop. You sir, are the ultimatum of assholes. Trying to impress your little hoochie bootie call by trying to make a loving father drop his 3 year old son on the pavement? Oh yeah. So attractive. So damn funny. Almost as funny as your attempt to get into her pants by buying her a sandwich from the dollar menu. That sir, is funny. I am glad however, that people with an IQ higher that their age reproduce intelligent offspring that could run the city better than most local officials, at the age of five.
Not only that, but why are these mothers putting their little girls in clothes that are clearly for a midget prostitute? A girl, probably 6 or 7, in a short hot pink glittered skirt, a tube top as thin as a straw, and a bushy fur coat in summer time. She will hear this sentence by age 12- " Mom, im pregnant again, and don't know who the father is."- I swear. the outfit called out to pedos all over the streets.
If you love your kids, teach them what is socially acceptable, and how to survive in the world- don't assume they will figure it out. by the time they make the mistake you could have prevented, they may not get a chance to learn from it, and you will regret it for the rest of your life. Our kids are the future doctors, congressmen, judges, cops, tech help, and contractors. Don't let them be stupid asses. Teach them some common sense.
Speaking of socially acceptable behavior and dress code, if you are wearing almost nothing, or showing off your boobs, legs, ass and or crotch, it is a given that you want people to look at 'what you got'. then you get pissed off when you notice someone staring at the trashy tramp stamp, and call them a pervert because they were wondering what the tattoo across your tits says. If you don't want people to stare at you, read your tattoos, or ask you how much for a sexual favor, cover your body. You may think you are gods gift to men, but you aren't. If you are a whore, then by all means, feel free to hold up a sign with your prices on it, so then at least we know what you do for a living while you stare at various vegetables in the supermarket. Don't get pissed off that someone is looking at your girlfriend and drooling. Its a complement bro. if shes hot, you , know, she knows, and the many men glancing at her know it. Remember one thing- shes with you. Not that old fart trying to sneak a peek down her shirt. Unless she holding a cucumber while smiling. Then you have competition homie.
So, you go to a fast food place, and get something small, a jr. burger. (takes less than 30 seconds to make and send out, getting it to you in a minute or so) But it takes about 6-7 minutes to get it, because some jackass made a $50 order in drive through just before you did. That may be considerate to the ppl in the car, to the business, but that poor guy wanted one little thing, and now, he has to wait 6x longer, because of your massive order and lack of consideration for those "little" orders.
I enjoy cooking, but only for certain people. People i know, and care about. Every one of them I remember what they like, hate and any allergies. I always ask those questions after they say "Surprise me" about their food. I always crave feedback too. I like to hear "its good" or "its bomb" or whatever means it is really good, and you most likely will order another one soon. But I need more than "It was really good" i want to know, was their something about it that could have made it better? Even just a little bit? I need to get those little ' could have used some ___' or ' didn't really care for the ____' to perfect the entree.
I care for my customers enough to take my time with it, and attempt to 'pre taste' it through smell. Some how, i know what it needs, and when. And it dosent get old. Every time i cook freely, it is a new taste, a new 'adventure'. It always changes, and thats one of the many reasons i love to cook, as much as i love to eat. Its always a surprise, and always a new challenge when a new person says they want to try something NOT on the menu. Even better when someone who knows my 'work' comes up and says "hes the go to guy for your food- his food is always awesome". It makes me proud to have the cooking gene in my DNA when I here that. One thing however i hate to see is wasting food. To many people go hungry every day, and it just gets thrown in the trash.
The world is a big place, but it dosent mean we can fill it with trash and expect someone else to clean it up. When you spit your gum out your car window, it sticks to somones tire, or a bird eats it and dies, or something. Im not a tree hugger, but jeez, every little bit counts. Every bag, can, and cigarette butt collects and makes our world a junk yard. Id rather walk on grass, or any nature than concrete over flowed with trash. We as humans are so wasteful. I know i am too, the hardest part is to change the way i have lived for the past 26 years to something polar opposite. I eat a lot, but i finish every bite. I may produce a lot of trash, but i throw it in the designated trash receptacles, not where ever is convenient where im standing.
I am lazy, but i still throw my trash away, make my own food, and work hard to support my family. Many people are to lazy to pull out a skillet to make a grilled cheese sandwich, but they aren't lazy enough to drive to a fast food place and pay for someone else to make it for them... Then drive back home. Whats next? Am i going to have to go out to the customers cars and feed it to them myself? If it comes to that, I quit. (unless i get one hell of a pay raise)
Something else i do not understand is AZ parenting... So many people... I am surprised the parents made it to parenthood themselves. a lot of Kids here are loud, obnoxious, and lets face it, dumb asses. They get it from their parents. The ones who are supposed to teach their kids to use crosswalks, and look both ways before crossing the street, and not walk a dog with 5 kids following you like ducklings in the part of the parking lot where traffic is crazy. The saddest thing is, the parents, nor the kids looked either way for traffic. The dog did, and tried to run out of the way like a smart little taco bell dog. Nope, momma wasn't having intelligence in her house.... When you want to talk to someone in the parking lot, park in a space, then talk. don't park in the street to have a conversation while your kids are running around the car like little mindless planets. Your holding up traffic, dude. And the joker who thinks it would be awesome to honk his horn while a decent father is trying to get his kid out of the car seat, and scares the hell out of him and his kid, almost resulting in a drop. You sir, are the ultimatum of assholes. Trying to impress your little hoochie bootie call by trying to make a loving father drop his 3 year old son on the pavement? Oh yeah. So attractive. So damn funny. Almost as funny as your attempt to get into her pants by buying her a sandwich from the dollar menu. That sir, is funny. I am glad however, that people with an IQ higher that their age reproduce intelligent offspring that could run the city better than most local officials, at the age of five.
Not only that, but why are these mothers putting their little girls in clothes that are clearly for a midget prostitute? A girl, probably 6 or 7, in a short hot pink glittered skirt, a tube top as thin as a straw, and a bushy fur coat in summer time. She will hear this sentence by age 12- " Mom, im pregnant again, and don't know who the father is."- I swear. the outfit called out to pedos all over the streets.
If you love your kids, teach them what is socially acceptable, and how to survive in the world- don't assume they will figure it out. by the time they make the mistake you could have prevented, they may not get a chance to learn from it, and you will regret it for the rest of your life. Our kids are the future doctors, congressmen, judges, cops, tech help, and contractors. Don't let them be stupid asses. Teach them some common sense.
Speaking of socially acceptable behavior and dress code, if you are wearing almost nothing, or showing off your boobs, legs, ass and or crotch, it is a given that you want people to look at 'what you got'. then you get pissed off when you notice someone staring at the trashy tramp stamp, and call them a pervert because they were wondering what the tattoo across your tits says. If you don't want people to stare at you, read your tattoos, or ask you how much for a sexual favor, cover your body. You may think you are gods gift to men, but you aren't. If you are a whore, then by all means, feel free to hold up a sign with your prices on it, so then at least we know what you do for a living while you stare at various vegetables in the supermarket. Don't get pissed off that someone is looking at your girlfriend and drooling. Its a complement bro. if shes hot, you , know, she knows, and the many men glancing at her know it. Remember one thing- shes with you. Not that old fart trying to sneak a peek down her shirt. Unless she holding a cucumber while smiling. Then you have competition homie.
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