A creatively scary thought...

Had this thought...
Lets say there is this astronaut. Ill call him Jack. He is on a shuttle to Mars. The shuttle lands on Mars and his fellow Astronaut (Frank) discover their ship's engine is unoperational. They are stuck on mars, as it can plainly be seen. They finaly get the engines up and running, and launch into orbit of mars.

As they are in orbit, a smal meteor (or comet) smashes into their ship and slices it in half. As luck (and lack of continuity, i suppose) would have it, they are in their "Space Suits". Frank dies in the impact, and Jack floats out of control into the asteroid belt.

Up until now, it seems like a typical 'lost in space' type of thing right?
Well... Yeah. it is. For the most part. But now it gets a bit screwy.

Jack floats through asteroids, and hits an asteroid. It has some sticky shit on it, like glue or something. Jack looks over and sees small remains of another astronaut stuck to it too. (for a foreshadowing effect, i suppose) Then this big freaking space spider leaps from another asteroid onto his face.

By big, i mean BIG. like.... Airplane big. Or even city sized big, like the Independence Day ships. Those were pretty damn big.

So then, Jack befreinds the big bug, and discoveres his name Jerry. Jerry the Airplane or City-sized Space spider living in the asteroids. (full name) Jerry helps Jack find Frank, who was still dead, so Jerry ate him like a cream sickle behind Jack's Back. Jack finds out and forgives him and they continue on their journy to earth. As they beam down to earth, (not by ship. it just happens. WTF? effect) and Jerry turns out to be an asexualy reproducing arachnobitch, banished from the planet Verinious 17, and needed an O2 rich environment to call her eggs to earth. the asteroids all start to crack open and release big f'n space spiders (all names starting with J's) and all come to earth, and  VOILA!

That's how the movie "8 legged freaks" should have started.

Oops... No...

So, they all teleport to earth.... Because they are really crazy cool like that.) and start munching heads off people (starting with the dumb ones first, because their brains are already mush, so it requires less chewing for them.) then after they eat all the dummies, Jerry eats a nerds head off, and then realizes the error of his ways. He takes all his bug-pals and flies of to Saturn, which is basicly like a big bug trap with a tredmill around it.... and Jack then realizes he is the last person on earth.... But he finds a dog, and then...

Thats how "I am Legend" Should have....

No thats stupid.

He just realizes hes screwed and jumps off a bridge...
Sadly enough....
He lands on a woman whom he had a crush on before he left for Mars and kills her too on accident...
No... thats to depressing...

He sees her, and tells her he loves her, and now they will be together forever (evil laughter) and now their are no longer any other fish in the sea... And they repopulate the planet....

And he lived happily ever after. Until she cheated on him with Jerry. Then he was pretty upset. But after that, the earth family lived off of Space Spider for a while untill the male population dropped by 98% ...
and then that one guy who was left, uh, Ted, i guess...
Was surrounded by his sisters and (half sisters too i guess from Jerry and all) but he realized he didnt like girls.

Thats how the human race is doomed.

Jack's shuttle wasn't insured by Geico.